The Sozzled Mumble

Going to buy my nephews prezzie today.

He's one and apparently is into cars and trucks but he hasn't got any of his own so I'm going to buy his love get him a pile of stuff

Looking forward to seeing him next saturday - hope he remembers me and still likes me.

Also, I have decided to stop going to the flower arranging. It's costing too much for me to justify at the minute especially with the house and the birthdays/weddings/trips home I've got coming up and need to pay for. My teacher said that she was going to stop the lessons for the summer anyway and if I wanted to come back in September then I could do. Which is nice. So I may take it up again depending on how much money I have!

On a brighter side I am starting a Photoshop course in September which I'm quite excited about as it'll benefit my current employment. Lets hope I'm still in said current employment by then

Wish this pensioner was my grandad!

How long does one take these laxatives for?

The doc has given me enough until Friday. but I feel like I am 'cleaned out' already and I have upped my fruit and veg and water intake over the last few days.

Apparently you can get dependent on laxatives - I don't want that to bloody well happen so I may give it the rest of the weekend then stop and see what happens after that.

In other news - had a dream about Nigel Harman last night. Very nice.

1. What is your earliest memory of Michael Jackson??
Buying Bad which was my very first album - I listened to it over and over

2. Do you have a most favourite Michael Jackson song?
So many, too many to choose from but I always loved Dirty Diana

3. Could the boy dance or could he dance??
The boy could dance

4. Have you ever been lucky enough to see MJ or the Jackson 5 in concert?
Almost - I won tickets to see him in Dublin when I was about 9 - my dad said I couldn't go because I was too young

5. How cool would it be to have your very own Never Never Land all in the back garden of your house?
I'd like dinosaurs in my back garden

The bowels are opening.

It's only a bit but I think the clear out has begun. Not the explosion that I feared which is comforting.

There are many grumbles coming from inside. I wonder how long this will take.

He's dead.

Can't seem to stop watching the news - its not going to tell me anything different.

It's all very sad and feel sorry for his children the most.

Plagued with the cramps again.

Turns out the buscopan I have been taking for my 'IBS' are having the opposite effect - by giving me cramps rather than taking them away. So the doc gave me laxatives in a lemon drink concoction. And.......they are so far helping with the pain. I feel like back to my old self. As for any movement 'down there' the doc said it would take a few days for it to properly kick in.

So I am now officially on poo watch.

Solicitors today.

And our man looks like Elijah Wood. Who I rather like. He's a bald Elijah Wood but still.....

I don't think the fella was impressed with my 'snort laughing' as he put it, at all Elijah the Solicitor's jokes. I was only being polite

He reckons we could be in the house by the end of next month which is way sooner than we anticipated!! We'll probably have further meetings with Elijah the Solicitor.....it's probably best the fella goes on his own.....

I daren't think about what would have happened if he looked like Nigel Harman.

USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! !

Where is your mobile phone?
window

Your significant other?
work

Your hair?
towelled

Your mother?
christian

Your father?
sailing

Your favourite thing?
fella

Your dream last night?
bizarre

Your favourite drink?
whisky

Your dream/goal?
contentment

What room are you in?
lounge

Your hobby?
flowers

Your fear?
intruders

Where do you want to be in 6 years?
sunshine

Where were you last night?
sofa

Something that you aren't?
arrogant

Muffins?
moist

Wish list item?
Wii

Last thing you did?
cake

What are you wearing?
jeans

TV?
hauntings

Your pets?
none

Friends?
essential

Your life?
continues

Your mood?
itchy

Missing someone?
yes

Drinking?
actimel

Smoking?
no

Your car?
Ka

Something you're not wearing?
socks

Your favourite store?
Thorntons

Your favourite colour?
red

When is the last time you cried?
ages

Where do you go to over and over?
toilet

Five people who email me regularly?
friends

My favourite place to eat?
Rouge

Favourite place I'd like to be at right now?
Barcelona

That was hard!!

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss ...
...was very sexy and almost led to other things

2. I am listening to ...
...10,000 BC film

3. I talk ...
...infrequently

4. I love ...
... the fella

5. My best friend/s ...
... over there

6. My first real kiss ...
... was also at a disco and was sloppy

7. Love is ...
... messy but worth it

8. Marriage is ...
... like snuggling under a blanket

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking ...
... about themselves

10. I'll always ...
... remember to breath

11. The last time I really cried was because ...
... of pmt

12. My mobile phone ...
... is a pink pebble that doesn't work properly

13. When I wake up in the morning ...
... I need to pee

14. Before I go to bed ...
... I pee

15. Right now I am thinking about ...
... making the frosting for this cake

16. Babies are ...
... good fun

17. I get on Myspace ...
... never

18. Today I ...
... made a cake & watched the fella clean the house

19. Tomorrow I will be ...
... eating the cake

20. I really want to be
... drinking champagne

now, let's see if this cake as cooled sufficiently.