Rode the tram for nothing yesterday morning. I got on, money in hand, ready to pay the conductor but I decided not to make the 'I need to pay you' expectant look and it worked! It was really the conductors fault as he looked sleepy or not bothered. Felt a bit guilty.........tried to do it again today but the b*st*rds were alert as buggery!

Forgot to mention - when I went out for the noodles and drinks I met one of my blokes work mates (who is proper coolB)) and she is shorter than me. Now I'm quite short - I go around saying that I'm 5ft 1in - although Ive a sneaky feeling I'm shorter than that, anyway, this chick must be AT LEAST 3 inches shorter! I can't cope with this. I'm VERY put out - being the stumpy one is my gig.

On page of 191 of Captain Bluebear and it is still quite amusing. He's trying to find his way out of the complex tunnel system of the Gloomberg Mountains whilst being harrassed by a Troglotroll (yeah its one of those books)