Opened my mailbox today and out popped a package.
"What's this? I haven't ordered anything have I," methinks suspiciously.
Had a whiff of the thing, "Can't smell semtex." Shook it, "No white powder falling out here."
Delicately tearing at the corner of the padded envelope I squeezed my eyes closed waiting for a pop or a bang.
Looking inside, "Seems to be a book. I didn't order this did I"
I let it flop out onto the bed and it was a book. There was no slip inside the envelope giving me clues to why it had arrived.
Procession of the Dead by D.B.Shan
Who would send me this? I thought. Is this some kind of sick message???
Memory running back to me I realised that this was a prize! I had won a competition from the boys and girls who run Frightfest. For the second time in as many years I have won a prize from these excellent people (first time was a DVD called The Mangler Reborn)
I. Am. Winner.
