So the fella returned all cling-filmed up with flecks off blood trying to escape.

The tattoo came back unfilled and shade-less - it took an hour to draw the thing on his arm and then another hour to just do the outline. It looks cool actually. It'll take another couple of sessions to finish it then I can post it here in its glory.

In other states....my podgey stomach looks the same despite 240(ish) ab crunches a week for about a month. "Give it time" the fella says, I'm slowly running out of patience and the urge to visit Greggs and ask for 10 cream buns and a few eclairs is coming all the more hard to resist. But resist I shall......I may as well see this ab thing out for another few months just to see if I can get where I want to be.