Some little chav bastard has graffiti-ed on my car!!!
It's small but enough to set me off chomping through an entire large bag of malteasers and now I'm onto the Smirnoff Ice. God damn it!!! Who do these shits think they are?? The fella reckons it'll come off but Im sure it's a series of scratches and not paint. I only hope what goes around comes around and some-one scratches his face off. 
I had a lovely morning today as well. Tits.
