The Sozzled Mumble

This month is 'cheap month.'

Because I don't have any children to worry about I tend to spend money as if I'm an heiress. I reason that, due to my childless status - which could change within the next couple of years - I can spend my money willfully and freely like I'm a student with my first grant installment. I may as well get it out of the way before the rug-rats decide to make an appearance.

The last few months I have been quite happily spending but, now that the fellas 30th is out of the way I think I should stop for a couple of months at least and see if I can live on a budget. (I never lived on a budget when I was a student, so gawd knows how this will turn out). So, I have allocated £10 a week for essentials like choco and tram tickets and magazines. And that is it. I have had to stop going on the Topshop website and I immediately delete the emails I receive from Asos.com. Believe me, that has been hard.

My week started on Tuesday with £14 in my pocket and I am happy to report that I have £3.21 left to do me until Tuesday. So, I've spent (just a little) over my allocated £10 for the week. I even resisted an evening out last night with friends. This is going well. Although, I still have to get my haircut for a wedding on the 1st Aug - I could always get one of their trainees to wreck do it.

As long as I don't socialize I think I may just achieve my goal.

Am off, there is a mini profiterole with my name on it.

Stoled.

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Bottle of water for emergency top-ups.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
Barcelona Sept 07 - damn you whisky shandies!!

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Shit

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
No one yet. Oh dear.

5. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
Peeing.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Blogging.

7. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"It's raining!!"

9. When is your birthday?
March

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
I like to keep it real. Vanilla.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Pyjamas.

13. What is the last thing you ate?
Scrambled egg on toast.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No - im trying to ration myself for a month so am only allowed £10 a week for spends.

15. When was the last time you ran?
Yesterday crossing the road.....which probably doesn't count.

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Spain vs some-one.

17. What's the last sport you played?
Probably touch-tig years ago

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to on myspace?
Don't do myspace.

19. Ever go camping?
Not any more - prefer fresh towels and bog roll to myself

20.Do you have a tan?
No

21.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Only stuff youre supposed to lose down there.

22.What is your guilty pleasure?
Choco.

23.Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Not loads.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
No.

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working.

28. Where is your mom right now?
In church.

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
A cushion and an empty malteasers packet

30. What color is your watch?
Silver

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
tis very far away and has a lot of inhabited land

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes

33. What is your birthstone?
Er...ruby? I have no idea

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Drive -thru

35. What is your favorite number?
8

36. Do you have a dog?
No

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My Mum.

38. Have you met anyone famous?
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, Sean Hughes, Sir Harry Secombe, Ian Banks.

39. Any plans today?
Asda. Want to start reading one of my library books.

40. How many provinces have you lived in?
2

41. Ever go to college?
Yes.

42. Where are you right now?
At home.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Money. Lack of.

44. Last song listened to?
I'll have to say Amy Winehouse also. Glasto last night.

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Animal fur.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My black & silver sling-backs with peep-toe.

48. Taste in your mouth right now?
metal.

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
People who can afford the finer things in life.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't think so.

51. Do you love anyone?
Yes.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
The 1st one arrives in Aug so no they don't but soon will have.

53. Do you eat healthy?
Try to!!!

54. What do you usually do during the day?
Depends on what day it is.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
I dislike some-one right now, but not hate.

58. Do you own any big sunglasses?
Yes! they are the best type to have.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Don't know what it is so I'll say no.

60. How did you get one of your scars?
My brother threw a childs blackboard at me when I was little.

Ah, I love doing these. Very cathartic.