.......well......sort of.
I have been in no-internet hell for the past 5 days. It has been a traumatic, horrific, vomit inducing few days. That's right!!! Vomit. Although that part was probably more down to going out on Saturday night. 
I don't want to bore you with why and how the internet bogged off other than to say it may or may not have been my fault. Needless to say the drought is over. I am email/ebay/facebook and now blog quenched. Is being back online better than sex?? I couldn't say although I am thrilled to back with you all.
In news. My wedding shoes have arrived and my heels slip out the back when I walk. Hmmmm. I love how these shoes look as well. I have practised walking up and down and they don't slip without tights. However, with tights I found that if I walked like a Nazi then they stick firm. Visually, I'm not sure that would go down too well. I have 2 days to decide whether to keep or send back. In-soles anyone??
My bridesmaid came over on Saturday and she tried on some dresses from Coast. Oh dear. The dresses fit until the zip reached the breast area. Unfortunately her magnificent bosoms fought the restriction. In any other universe or situation this would be great news but not this time. Bummed out we went out to an Indian restaurant and had some whiskey shandies in a couple of pubs. Not a successful day but any time I can spend with her is great.
Now, what's everyone been doing?
EllieGant
.... now that would be funny...as you try to take them off,pissed on champers later that night! -x-
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Whiskey shandies??? I think I understand the vomit action.
And if your wedding shoes are mules, I know exactly the feeling. I cannot walk in them unless I clench my toes. Which looks peculiar in the extreme. And is painful. Not an expression you want when walking down the aisle towards your intended!