Back now from my weekend at home.
Highlight was sitting with my mum when she said, "See that suitcase? I've packed it with a dressing gown, towel and underwear for when I go into hospital."
I sit bolt upright, panic rising, "What??? When are you going into hospital?"
"Oh, I'm not," says she, "It's just there in case I get ill and need to go in."
I am now puzzled, "Won't da know what to bring in the, unlikely, event of you going into hospital any time soon?"
"Oh your daddy won't know what to get, besides it's all brand new."
