Got excited there.
Midsomer Murders is on and it's the first part of 2. Usually on a Thursday it's the 2nd part of the day before's which means I'll get to see the whole thing. Unfortunately I've already seen this one 
but am going to watch it again anyway as it's raining and it's put me in a cosy mood. I think the woman did it - why's it ALWAYS the woman???
Flying home tomorrow night for my hair and make-up trial on Saturday. Not really looking forward to it. Probably because the fella is having his stag do on that night. I've left instructions with one of his best mates to make sure that he doesn't get into a fight/gets stabbed/falls into the river don and drowns and we find his rotting corpse 3 days later - you know, that kind of thing. 
Mmmmmm, I said it was ok if he went to one of them 'gentlemen's clubs' but he's not really bothered so he says because he's already been twice before on stag do's and like he says, 'You've seen one boob, you've seen 'em all'.
I'm not totally overwhelmed with joy at the thought of it but I think it's a better idea to be not bothered about it rather than scream my head off, forbid him to go, and threaten him with a penis extraction with a rusty bread knife. And then have him promise he won't go but then go anyway behind my back. So I'm being all 90's woman in the noughties!! 
Hopefully my laissez faire approach will make him not want to go........er........won't it????
