The Sozzled Mumble

Cyprus here I come!!

Got most things packed. It's my friends 30th while we are away so I have got her a lovely 30th Birthday hat, champers, sweets, prezzies, those toot blower things that I can't remember the name of and balloon animals. Can't wait.

As the holiday is here I am not going to mention that the house has gone back on the market 5k less than we offered. No, I'm not mentioning it and feeling depressed. So there.

Supposed to have had my first reading at my am-dram group tonight.

But they had to cancel.

Now where am I supposed to direct all this pent up energy?

The dross continues in work.

I'm not going to go on about it but my god all this redundancy business is totally demoralising isn't it? Humiliating too.

Anyway, guilted the fella to get chips on his way home from footie.

I think that's all I have to look forward to this evening. Oh there's always the sausage.

Listening to the children run about outside. Squealing and laughing and such. They have just recently moved into our block. We've never had children here before. It's rather lovely listening to innocence. I'm jealous.

Curry.

I decided to make one last night. After weeks and weeks of avoiding spicy food because of my 'alleged' IBS I thought it would be an opportune moment to have one.

This was a mistake.

The pain that rose inside of me was so bad that I was convinced they were contractions and that I was experiencing an ectopic pregnancy.........despite my period ending 3 days ago. It could happen.......couldn't it?

Anyway, no choice but to sit on the toilet for HALF AN HOUR until it was all out.

Good lord!! It was all so undignified. I guess my 'alleged' IBS is not so alleged anymore.

The 'challenging' sudoku in the metro has gotten too easy.

Or maybe I'm getting better at it?? No, they've made it easy which doesn't do at all

What else am I supposed to do at work if the first part of my day is over in 15 mins???

Also, I was looking forward to my Midsomer Murders tonight but the damn football is on instead. The fella has an ear infection so I'm going to have to let him watch it.

All Saints had a sale.

So I bought this.

Will probably substitute the cream dress for this one for the wedding.

Now all I need is a cute pair of ankle boots.

....well I disagree with the disgruntled, possibly drunk at 10am, scouser.

I thought it was a lovely place. Much like Barcelona in size. And there were spaniards everywhere. There was even what looked like a Spanish youth football team walking about who were ALL flippin gorgeous

So, we went to Liverpool yesterday just for the purposes of getting my passport updated and it was quite hard finding any scousers! (Apart from yer man above of course!) The two folk we asked for directions were both from dahn saff. There were Americans, posh people and Irish people. I was a bit disappointed seeing as, in my humble opinion, the scouse accent is the sexiest accent in England.

There were, of course, loads of spanish about - may have been because Liverpool where playing Althetico Madrid - who Luis Garcia (one off my 'allowed list') plays for!! Couldn't believe he was in the same city at the same time as me and I forgot me camera. We wanted to catch the Liverpool tourist hop-on hop-off bus so we could go to Anfield but we couldn't find where we were supposed to catch it from. Just as well really as I daren't imagine what would happen if I saw Luis. There may have been a certain amount of rugby tackling occuring.......

Here we have it. Complete with trendy towel-on-head. Yes, I just got out of the shower and couldn't wait til my hair dried to join in!!