The Sozzled Mumble

QUIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (3 hours old)

Whoever it is that keeps kicking me at random times will you quit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sitting at my desk in work and I can't help but sit this way I've no choice so either like it or… more

The Berlin Wall, 1961 - 1989 From Rampage ^team in Der Himmel über Berlin (3 hours old)

Today, as every Monday morning, I had class with a group of German pensioners. This morning, I asked them what they were up to on this day twenty years ago, the day the Berlin Wall fell. On Novembe… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (5 hours old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

List of ailments and worries for my antenatal review on Thursday From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (6 hours old)

I know I should've been working this morning but instead I made this list up so I don't miss anything when I go to the Hospital on Thursday for my review. These are just things I want to make sure are… more

50 reasons to be glad you're pregnant From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (8 hours old)

50 reasons to be glad you're pregnant We all have moments when we think, 'Never again!' during pregnancy: perhaps morning sickness is making you miserable or you're 10 days overdue with not even a … more

Lime curd From Melinda-solo in The only things I'll regret are those I don't do (8 hours old)

I dreamt I was on holiday with the children – no Hubby, no Andy, no Flick, just the three of us. The were a little younger than they are now, but only a few years, teenagers. We went out on an excursi… more

An amazing story..."Noah the Dove From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (20 hours old)

From an email: Noah, the Dove These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. … more

Swine Flu Jab Yesterday... From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (20 hours old)

...and it was fine getting it, ok well it stuck pretty badly but was fine afterwards didn't feel weird or anything and was allowed to go straight away, didn't have to sit for 10 mins or so like you no… more

Oh So Slightly Scared... From happy28 ^Pro in Happy's Journey (21 hours old)

I have 11 weeks until my little one is due to leave my body and meet us in the outside world. I am certain that he or she will be healthy, but I have started to read about little things like labour, a… more

woolworths From kevinwilson ^Pro in eagle eye (22 hours old)

it doesn't seem fair that the government is happy to spend billions, if not trillions, on keeping banks afloat. but it just sat back and let woolworths die. i miss woolies.    … more

Something for the Weekend No 116 - the answer From Usksider ^Pro in A Little Something For The Weekend? (1 day old)

Good afternoon teaser fans, Usky here with this week's winner's details and answer. :) Yesterday morning I showed you this and asked you to identify As usual I was hopelessly wrong... I thought … more

Fed Ex Phishing? Look Out! From happy28 ^Pro in happy as i am (1 day old)

Hey, I thought I was gonna be rich, but seeing as I don't know anyone working for a Nigerian Petrol Company thought instead I'd warn you of this blatant (if well spelt) phishing scam I received by … more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Sunday Stealing: The Sex Meme From Kibitz in Posted Notes (1 day old)

1. Do you have any friends you’d ever consider having sex with? Absolutely! At least half a dozen! Remember we're talking hypothetically! 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Wheneve… more

Procession From Melinda-solo in The only things I'll regret are those I don't do (1 day old)

I’ve got some web work to do today. I need to rejig the site because there is a network meeting on Wednesday evening and I am supposed to be demonstrating it then. I hope this is leading somewhere. Th… more

The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Tips of the Day From sweetymon in Diary of Whatever (1 day old)

Just some things I feel like I should say: 1. Read my friend's advice. It's very good. 2. I am getting louder and louder at screaming at my neighbours, who have sex every Sunday morning and make… more

Lumpy Sunday From Usksider ^Pro in Usksider's Photo Blog (1 day old)

What is it about Sunday morning that brings out the slob in me? I've no idea... but I have to admit I always seem less active on a Sunday than any other day... I know, I know, that's not saying much..… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 day old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

THE VOCA PEOPLE - NEW VIDEO LIVE From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (1 day old)

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November is cold From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (1 day old)

Am listening to Jay-Z and I do so love him…Empire State of Mind is awesome…anyway I am sure you are not reading this to find out what music am into. Last week, my ears decided to totally block up w… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

Bunny toiler From EllieGant in Bring me sunshine (1 day old)

When we moved here in August, we anticipated problems with rabbits. And we were right - though our current problem isn't one we envisaged; Dog has succeeded in catching them. And when she catches t… more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 day old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Undignified... From happy28 ^Pro in Happy's Journey (2 days old)

This story may embarrass (or be too much information for) the male reader - you have been warned! As a result of too much excitement and sugar last night, this morning I was over emotional and tear… more

Meerkat spealin From Melinda-solo in World Photography (2 days old)

Spotted on Bedford market... I THINK it was a joke! :yes: … more